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Monday, September 08, 2003

Ahhh, My Listicles

While at work I have nothing but time to waste so here is a list of dumb lists I thought up. If you think I missed someone crucial it’s because I went off the top of my head.

All Lists are in no particular order
Top Ten Movies Starring Sylvester Stallone
1. Rocky
2. Copland
3. Lock Up
4. F.I.S.T.
5. Tango and Cash
6. First Blood
7. Get Carter
8. Assassins
9. Rocky 3
10. Rambo: First Blood Part 2

Top Five Movies Featuring Sharks (Cameos Count)
1. Jaws
2. Jaws 2
3. Deep Blue Sea
4. The Beach
5. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Top Ten Movies about Fighting Demons
1. Army of Darkness (I decided Deadites are Demons)
2. Fallen
3. Sleepy Hollow
4. Exorcist
5. Frailty
6. Dogma
7. Tribute (Music Video by Tenacious D)
8. Devil’s Advocate
9. Interview with the Vampire (If you read the books you know that this series of Vampires was spawned by a demon)
10. The Stand

Top Ten Movies where a kid saves the day
1. The People Under the Stairs
2. Home Alone
3. Choose your Harry Potter
4. Cloak and Dagger
5. Star Wars (Han Solo called him a kid, why not)
6. Labyrinth
7. Lost Boys
8. The Never-ending Story
9. The Shining
10. Akira

Top Three Blind Camera Gags
Shot where the camera pans into an object just as the character hits it.

1. The New Guy (Under the Bleachers Head Smack)
2. Black Sheep (The Cell Phone Range Sequence)
3. Dracula: Dead and Loving It (Rising from the Grave Chandelier Sequence)

Top Ten Comic Duos (Yeah, I skipped a bunch. I went for variety of style)
1. Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor (Silver Streak, Stir Crazy, Another You, See No Evil, Hear No Evil)
2. Abbott and Costello (duh)
3. David Spade and Chris Farley (Black Sheep, Tommy Boy)
4. John Cusack and Jeremy Piven (Grosse Point Blank, Say Anything, Serendipity)
5. Bill Murray and Harold Ramis (Ghostbusters 1+2, Stripes)
6. Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker (Rush Hour 1+2)
7. Jack Black and Kyle Gass (Tenacious D, movie due out soonish)
8. Mel Gibson and Danny Glover (Lethal Weapon 1-4)
9. Jay and Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma)
10. Bob Odenkirk and David Cross (Mr.Show, Run Ronnie Run)

Top Ten Bald(ing) Actors (Not including people who wear toupee’s regularly, I am including people who are bald by their own choice)
1. Patrick Stewart
2. Kevin Spacey
3. Sean Connery
4. Nicholas Cage
5. Samuel L. Jackson
6. Bruce Willis
7. Danny DeVito
8. Ving Rhames
9. Ed Harris
10. Jean Reno
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