Dean's Thoughts on Entertainment

I could be a Producer
I was playing around on ChuckleHound which lets you create theoretical movies and tells you how they would fare. I added in some explanations of Cast Choices where necessary. I made a few serious ones, of things I would like to see.

Final Reckoning (R)
(Mystery/Revenge Fantasy)
Starring Christian Bale and Carla Gugino (Ex-Girlfriend, still romantic interest)
Also Featuring John C. McGinley (villian), Keith David (cop), Famke Janssen (cop), and Thora Birch (Daughter of villian)
Directed by Gore Verbinski
Screenplay by Luc Besson and Robert Rodriguez
Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million
Planned Release Date: July
Projected Box Office Receipts:
$12.38 million (Opening Weekend)
$56.74 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Shark in the Dark (R)
(Adventure/Thriller/Horror)
Starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Shannon Elizabeth (All Characters are fighting the Shark in the Dark)
Also Featuring Ed Harris, Johnny Knoxville, Izabella Scorupco, and Bridget Fonda
Directed by Brett Ratner
Screenplay by Ted Elliott and John Logan
Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million
Planned Release Date: August
Projected Box Office Receipts:
$14.57 million (Opening Weekend)
$66.17 million (Total Domestic Gross)

And a few ridiculous ones.

Exploding Heads (R)
(Adventure)
Starring Michael Clarke Duncan (Rogue Cop) and Elizabeth Hurley (FBI Agent)
Also Featuring Ving Rhames (Villian), Sylvester Stallone (FBI Agent), Sarah Silverman (Wise-Cracking Villian), and Charlize Theron (I don't really need her)
Directed by John Woo
Screenplay by Ted Elliott
Projected Budget Range: $90-99 Million
Planned Release Date: July
Projected Box Office Receipts:
$18.00 million (Opening Weekend)
$79.27 million (Total Domestic Gross)

My Love has Girth (PG-13)
(Romance/Comedy)
Starring Seth Green and Natalie Portman - (Love Interests)
Also Featuring Orlando Bloom (Best Friend), Clint Eastwood (Father) , Eliza Dushku (Portman's Best Friend), and Robin Wright Penn (Mother)
Directed by Ron Howard
Screenplay by John Logan
Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million
Planned Release Date: February
Projected Box Office Receipts:
$10.36 million (Opening Weekend)
$79.25 million (Total Domestic Gross)

My Fist your Face (PG-13)
(Adventure/Buddy Cop)
Starring Vin Diesel (cop) and Salma Hayek (love interest for Vin)
Also Featuring Rob Schneider (cop), Tom Sizemore (villian), Thora Birch (young cop), and Pam Grier (Chief of Police)
Directed by Jay Roach
Screenplay by Tim Herlihy and Rob Schneider
Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million
Planned Release Date: April
Projected Box Office Receipts:
$17.86 million (Opening Weekend)
$77.40 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Gelatinous Monster (R)
(Horror/Ghost Story)
Starring Hugh Jackman and Bridget Fonda - Heroes
Also Featuring Bob Hoskins (Creator of monster), DJ Qualls (yelping victim), Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Thora Birch
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan
Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million
Planned Release Date: October
Projected Box Office Receipts:
$16.58 million (Opening Weekend)
$64.52 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Kung-Fu Jew (PG-13)
(Adventure/Martial Arts/Comedy)
Starring Adam Sandler (Hero) and Amanda Detmer (Love Interest)
Also Featuring Jackie Chan (Mentor), Jet Li (Villian), and Michelle Rodriguez (villian)
Directed by John Woo
Screenplay by Jim Taylor
Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million
Planned Release Date: December
Projected Box Office Receipts:
$18.00 million (Opening Weekend)
$75.38 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Juicy Humans (R)
(Horror/Vampire)
Starring Christian Bale (vampire) and Courteney Cox (Vamp Food)
Also Featuring Orlando Bloom (vamp killer 1), Ray Park (vamp killer 2), Fairuza Balk, and Famke Janssen
Directed by Sam Raimi
Screenplay by Peter Jackson
Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million
Planned Release Date: October
Projected Box Office Receipts:
$10.35 million (Opening Weekend)
$74.03 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Although, none of mine are as funny as Dave's "Ravishing" movie