Dean's Thoughts on Entertainment

Top Five Actors Who Fell Off the Map, Who I Want Back



1. Emilio Estevez - I don't even know what happened, but all of a sudden he started making TNT movies and showing up in movies made by friends. I loved him in almost everything he did, and not everyone from the 80's had to stop getting work.



2. Sylvester Stallone - Not everyone is ready to admit it, but Stallone is one movie away from "B" movies fighting Eric Roberts and Brian Bosworth. He just needs one solid blockbuster, but I don't think anyone is going to send one his way. I hurt inside, because I know its gonna happen, and he already put out 2 "B" movies this year. (Avenging Angelo, and Eye See You)



3. Bruce Campbell - Sam Raimi is off doing Spiderman sequels, and everyone else is afraid for some reason that Bruce will somehow ruin their movie with his TV association. Any Producer with any brains at all would find a role for Bruce because almost everything he touches that gets any publicity gets a cult status. Can you imagine how good The Phantom would have been if he didn't lose out to Billy Zane?



4. Cary Elwes - He took a bunch of prestigious supporting roles, and then couldn't really get back into lead roles. I never wanted him to leave, and after watching The Pentagon Wars I yearn deeply for his glorious return.



5. Dave Foley - He wasn't that big when he was big, but he's so good he just needs one hit to seperate him from The Kids in the Hall so he can get more work.

Top Five Actors who are heading off the map and I won't miss them



1. Josh Hartnett - He hasn't attached his name to anything viable in awhile, and I think people are beginning to realize that he didn't do anything for Black Hawk Down which is his most noted hit. One more bomb and he'll be stuck making crappy "B" romances with Jenny McCarthy and Elizabeth Berkely.



2. Chris O'Donnell - Ever since he took the part of Robin in the biggest movie travesty ever, he has gotten smaller and smaller roles. I didn't hate him, but I won't miss him.



3. Arnold Schwarzenegger - With his political future at hand, I am looking for a reprieve from the line of crap he released in the last few years. Hopefully, he will have more discretion when he emerges from the political arena.



4. Freddie Prinze Jr. - Scooby Doo is the only thing keeping him alive (Remember Wing Commander?), and since it is kind of a tacky thing to do movies with your lover (Thanks Jennifer Lopez) not even his wife Sarah Michelle Gellar can save him. He's good as Fred because part of you hates Fred, and in the same way part of me hates Freddie.



5. Stephen Dorff - He had a quick surge in his career after being the villian in Blade but with a stream of crap since then, don't expect to see much of him.